Law School: The East Colfax Institute of Holistic Law and Wellness

If you think you're looking at Alec Baldwin, well look again! That's actually the devestatingly handsome vissage of Franz Pinkerton, senior partner of the lawfirm of Pinkerton, Duff and Graves. Franz is a proud recipient of the Baldwinization(tm) procedure pioneered by PDG client Dr. Clive Boddicker. In addition to his shockingly sexy appearance, Franz is a skilled litigator, bringing legal justice to those who deserve it because of their financial status, political affiliation, and pleasant personal appearance.

Law School: Argentina Academy of Law and Dissident Re-Education

Eduardo Duff began his legal career as a legal assistant in the law offices of Himmler, Eichmann, and Stein in Argentina. Due to office in-fighting and new, rigid guidelines imposed on the legal firms in the country, Eduarda fled to Mexico, and then to America where he has proven himself a valuable and lucrative partner in the lawfirm. His speciality is criminal law with a focus on organized crime, serial murder, RICO statutes, and larceny. He is married to the beautiful Candy "Boom-Boom" Hubbin and has 5 children, 2 with Candy.

Law School: The Gehenna Institute of the Mighty Sword of Justice

Known affectionately as "The Old Man" and "Ol' Scratch" around the office, Mephistopheles enjoys his status as an elder law practitioner. After dissolving his previous law practice and taking a more "behind the scenes" position with Pinkerton, Duff and Graves, he has enjoyed great success in fighting the good fight and helping shape the national discourse when it comes to law and order. His fiery arguments on behalf of his clientelle has helped set precedent after precedent in American law, and he has been a silent influence in some of the most influential and infamous legal cases of the 20th century and beyond.