Frequently Asked Questions
Q:
Is that handsome man Alec Baldwin?
A: Thank you for noticing, but no, it is not. That is Franz Pinkerton, senior partner at Pinkerton, Duff and Graves. Franz has undergone the Baldwinization procedure available at the Baldwinization Centers of America.
A: Thank you for noticing, but no, it is not. That is Franz Pinkerton, senior partner at Pinkerton, Duff and Graves. Franz has undergone the Baldwinization procedure available at the Baldwinization Centers of America.
Q:
How can PDG guarantee it's results?
A: We are able to guarantee our results thanks to a complex system of relationships we've established with judges, prosecutors, and politicians over the years. Without getting into too much detail, suffice it to say that pictures are worth thousands of words. And dollars. And acquittals.
A: We are able to guarantee our results thanks to a complex system of relationships we've established with judges, prosecutors, and politicians over the years. Without getting into too much detail, suffice it to say that pictures are worth thousands of words. And dollars. And acquittals.
